Shower-Time Thoughts

“I am on the greener side! making gold out of dead smurfs”

“I am bored and that’s dangerous, when I am bored I tend to think and usually stupid thoughts that generates bad idea’s that leads to wrong decision which result a terrible act with horrifying consequences and irreversible mistakes! I have to find someone to keep me well entertained then!”

“I am having pretty much everything I want, a career, and a twisted social life, how can I ask for more?”

“I am so doomed, I will do everything I said I would do when I was drunk, this is the only way to learn to keep my mouth shut when I am drinking”

“I am loving babies, and I love sitting, but I certainly hate baby-sitting”

“I am late for a meeting, I better make it quick, or maybe I should stop partying at a school night, but regardless; its always nice to double check my awesomeness, Thanks Jess”

“I am in disparate need for a decent cup of coffee, or maybe its an excuse to go the cafe hoping to see the scarf girl like every morning! maybe today ill talk to her”

“I am so lucky for having a normal morning, after yesterday’s black pearl’s strong reaction, I do appreciate routine, and oh, I love my black pearl”

“I am so good at losing people, seems I know exactly where is everyone’s button and I just push it”

“I am (is the answer for the next question) Who is awesome? “

“I am confused, when I am confused, I go always to the basics”

“I am in love with that guy in the mirror”

“I am waiting for the day to deactivate my facebook account and have a real social life; I mean who needs to be in touch with an idiot from the second grade?”

“I am so busy being awesome and she is so busy being gorgeous! I wonder if we have a minute to share experiences.”

“I am full of hope! And by experience, this is very very dangerous. I should be careful today”

“I am talking to the mirror again, damn it! When words reflects right into my face, means they never made it to the destined ear! I should shut up and check the fridge.”

“I am not giving her “her space”, I will give her the space itself, with all its stars, to float in ungravity, enjoy the noise-free environment, and watch Earth as she walks on the moon!”

“I am in a moral gray area, but it’s totally normal, after all life is not a chess board, where you have only black and white”

“I am confused, she made feel like a VIP, now I am feeling like an IP, let’s just hope she won’t make feel like a P”

“I am going to shoot some flying plates tonight, but always remember, when you shoot, you better score, otherwise its just unnecessary noise”

“I am wishing hoping dreaming fantasizing and even hallucinating that.”

“I am without a Xmas tree this year! She will be the tree, ill decorate her with my craziness, ill hang on her all my wishes and hopes, and I will light her with my affection!”

“I am in need for a morning drink! Johnny walker won’t stop walking because of the financial crisis, I think he’ll jog; because people will drink in mornings now”

“I am going to abuse my single brain cell tonight; I am going to lose it anyway, the same exact way I lost the other one hundred billion cells”

“I am so pissed off because of the catastrophic financial crisis! It reminds me of Religion, both have mysterious invisible hands controlling things and both bring us down on our knees”

“I am so tired to fight, I think I should loose early instead of winning late”

“I am on Earth because God sends the Devil to get the job done when Angels fail to deliver”

“I am fully aware of that, my compass isn’t broken… I am just not heading north so shut up and enjoy the ride”

“I am ok with my random and inconsistent thoughts, so everyone else has to live with it.”

“I am so good in losing people; I think its one of my hobbies”

“I am on of those guys that girls hate that they love me”

“I am a “take it or leave it” offer, who falls behind stays behind, into a memory, an experience or just a story to be told to the next passenger, whom ever is ok with that, welcome on board!”

“I am so lucky, I saw it coming, I felt it all around, and I was watching it disappearing… I think this is how great lasting memories are made.”

“I am the heavy duty iron liver champion of Dubai… with a killing hangover”

“I am totally okay with all these dogs and cats dinning my leftovers, at least they saved me the clean up hassle”

“I am not surprised, this is me, breaking hearts and telling lies is all I know “

“I am a mad man; I always had a girl who loves me to the edge of insanity! I always push her hard to sink deep into it! And again! Here we go sweetie, you are just one of them”

“I am sick your words, constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating”