:: I am a Hole-less case!

A man is nothing but a black box! No one knows what’s inside, what might come out of it, and how it functions!! Yet, it’s full of holes. I don’t know why, or who decided to call them “senses”, but they are just holes, holes to see through, someone called them eyes, holes to hear through, someone called them ears, holes to smell and breath through someone called them a nose, (why nose is a singular word while its actually two holes?? Weird) also a man has a huge multi-functioning hole, someone called it a mouth (have you ever thought of listing all the things that you can do with your mouth??), and I am totally convinced that if the sixth sense is physical, it will be just another hole!! Moreover, there are some other multi-function holes I want to skip here!! Even if a man is referenced to one of them so often (A-hole )… anyway!! if you take it further, a man is actually a sponge because of all these holes so-called sweat pores!!

Now! man hasn’t realize yet that he is full of holes, and his fascination with it keeps on going further and further to an extent of making even new holes of his body! Man has invited the weirdest thing ever by voluntarily holing himself!! Eye-brows, ears, nose, lips, tongue, belly,,, and hey,,, guess what,,, nipples,,, NIPPLES … and also, just very close to one of the holes that I skipped before!! Have you noticed that it’s always very close to an original body hole, like ears, eyes, lips, and nipples? (YEAH, Nipples are holes by the way ) and again, if the sixth sense is somewhere it on the body, it will be a hole and next to it, the humans will just put a piercing!!

It’s not enough that they make holes of their bodies, they also hang stuff on them, THEY HANG STUFF,,, I mean! You make a hole and then you insert a weirdly shaped metal in it!! How sick is that??

Me, personally, I am most certain that I don’t want to open new holes in my body, I feel sometimes that I want to even seal my original holes shut forever!! See no bullshit, hear no bullshit, say no bullshit and definitely and literary smell no bullshit !! Specially now a days, where full-of-bullshit stupid people are everywhere, EVERYWHERE, closer than you think!!

But wait a minute, for all those who are willing to pierce themselves; there is one hole that will definitely look gorgeous on you! Its up to your standards as well, just close an original body hole (YOUR BRAINLESS HEAD)… why don’t you grab a gun, and shoot yourself on the side of your head creating a tunnel to the other end!!! It hurts a bit, but it’s totally worthy of the piece of jewelry that you’ll hang there “a stupidity-free environment” clear cut diamond.

Music Mood : [ Hava Nagila ]

~ by Hamzeh Hamarneh on March 29, 2009.