:: Never in a club

Five things you should never do in the club

1. Try to avoid at any cost sending messages and looking at your mobile and/or watch periodically, in case you are being observed this indicates only one thing to the observer.
2. If you are there with a girl, its fine, but don’t you ever intimately hug her, passionately kiss her (just don’t kiss her), or any behavior that will mark you as hers, no matter what! You want to keep your chances open.
3. Dancing! PLEASE, if you don’t know exactly how, just don’t do it, I don’t care how much you drank, I don’t care if it’s your favorite song, and this is not for your own sake, it’s for mine! I hate to be in a club with someone behaves this stupid.
4. Don’t desperately jump from one girl to another, they are a lot, more than you can handle in one night, besides that, they will notice and they will ULTRA COMMUNICATE to turn you down, all of them, believe me (true story). In another occasion ill explain what you should do
5. At last, I need to stress on this: don’t do all the usual stuff that shouldn’t be done in the first place inside or outside the club or even anywhere else in the world. Like dancing with a guy, stripping on music, taking more than needed time on the urinal, not having cigarettes on you, not having enough money on you, hitting on your friend’s girl before he is done with her, wearing make up (unless its Halloween and its cool and at least 3 of your cool friends agree its cool),, etc…

See you there amigo

Music Mood: [La Makina]

~ by Hamzeh Hamarneh on January 22, 2009.